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Suggest Revision: That awkward moment when someone is trying to get on the elevator but the doors are closing and they make eye contact with you...
  
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Suggest Revision: That awkward moment when your hand touches someone's ass by mistake.
  
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Suggest Revision: That moment when your teacher forgets you have homework, but then that one kid says, 'We have homework.'
  
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Suggest Revision: That awkward moment when you hold the door open for someone then suddenly everybody in the building decides to go out.
  
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Suggest Revision: That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after you trip over it.
  
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Suggest Revision: I dont always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do...my keys are in the wrong pocket.
  
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Suggest Revision: No matter how many pens I buy, they always 'mysteriously' go missing.
  
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Suggest Revision: Do something good, no one sees it...Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it...
  
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Suggest Revision: I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom.
  
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Suggest Revision: That walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the trash bin...
  
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