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Its Funny Heart Attack Quotes & Sayings
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I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
Demetri Martin
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Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
Robert Benchley
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That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you're moving.
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I'd like to wish you a happy and healthy new year by making a sound terrifying enough to give you a heart attack.
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Congratulations on running a marathon without having to stop for a heart attack.
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If we had a terrorist attack, the way the people respond is going to determine whether that attack is just a tragedy or whether that attack becomes an all-out disaster.
Patrick J Kennedy
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James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons of The Sopranos.
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Nobody ever defended anything successfully, there is only attack and attack and attack some more.
George S Patton
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I wrote your name on sand, it got washed. I wrote it in air, it was blown away. I wrote it on my heart and I got a heart attack.
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An attack on one is an attack on all.
Lord Robertson
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I will never have a heart attack. I give them.
George Steinbrenner
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Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better.
Dick Cheney
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That mini heart attack you get when someone says, 'Oh, I heard something about you!'
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack. -Vincent
Pulp Fiction
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If your attack is going too well, youre walking into an ambush.
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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
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While the CDC is focusing on how our enemies could attack us, our military is focused on who may attack us.
John Linder
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Men rise from one ambition to another: first, they seek to secure themselves against attack, and then they attack others.
Niccolo Machiavelli
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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Demetri Martin
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I don't want to play 10 years and then die of a heart attack when I'm 40.
Pete Maravich
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