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Its Funny How The One You Need Doesn Quotes & Sayings
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The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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Just Because I'm quiet, doesn't mean I don't have a lot to say. Just Because I appear happy, doesn't mean everything's okay. Just Because I laugh a lot, doesn't mean I don't take things seriously. Just Because I forgive, doesn't mean you can take me for granted. Just Because I don't keep in touch all the time, doesn't mean I don't care. Just Because I'm gullible, doesn't mean you can lie to me. Just Because I'm stubborn, doesn't mean I expect you to change for me. Just Because I don't show my feelings, doesn't mean I don't have any. Just Because I don't say I love you, doesn't mean I don't. Just Because I'm honset, doesn't mean I'm outspoken. Just Because I'm not like you, doesn't mean I'm werid. Just Because I don't say anything, doesn't mean I'm afraid.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't have an eraser.' 'That was deep man...'
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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A perfect person doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't cry, doesn't fail and doesn't exist.
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A perfect person doesn't OBSESS, doesn't have bad habits, doesn't cry, doesn't fail and doesn't exist...
Suman Rai
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Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
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Life can be funny and serious. We either laugh over it or cry over it. But Life itself doesn't care about such reactions. It goes on.
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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Get well soon to someone who thinks they have the flu but probably doesn't.
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M Schulz
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What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.
Ashley Scott
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You're too young for me. I mean, too old. We're the same age? Well, that doesn't work for me, either.
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Intelligence doesn't come like pots of jam.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't stay out late - and he still can't hit.
Casey Stengel
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