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Its Funny When Your So Called Frien Quotes & Sayings
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The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion, speed bumps called Friends, red lights called Enemies, caution lights called Family. You will have flat tires called Jobs, but if you have a spare called Determination, an engine called Perserverance, a driver called Will Power, you will make it to a place called Success.
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I want a hero: an uncommon want, When every year and month sends forth a new one, Till, after cloying the gazettes with cant, The age discovers he is not the true one; Of such as these I should not care to vaunt, I'll therefore take our ancient frien
Lord Byron
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I've always wondered why it's called a walkie talkie, yet a vacuum isn't called a pushy sucky?
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We have common enemies today. It's called childhood poverty. It's called cancer. It's called AIDS. It's called Parkinson's. It's called Muscular Dystrophy.
Jerry Doyle
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If strippers can be called exotic dancers, then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist.
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One of my movies was called True Lies. It's what the Democrats should have called their convention.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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If couples who are in love are called 'love birds', then couples who always argue should be called 'angry birds.'
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When we're unemployed, we're called lazy; when the whites are unemployed it's called a depression.
Jesse Jackson
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Innocence can be redefined and called stupidity. Honesty can be called gullibility. Candor becomes lack of common sense. Interest in your work can be called cowardice. Generosity can be called soft-headedness, and observe : the former is disturbing.
Abraham Maslow
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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On the road to success; there's a curve called failure, a loop called confusion, speed bumps called friends & red lights called enemies.
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Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
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Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals.
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I'd rather be called 'Sleazy' than to be identified as intelligent.
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Hi. Um, my camel called...he wants his toe back!
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There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
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Hey!! they made a song about your weight called 8675309.
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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
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Have you ever loved someone so much, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world & all to yourself? Well, apparently its called kidnapping...
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This blonde chick called me the other day. I couldn't stop laughing at her, because the first thing she said was, can I have your number?
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