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Suggest Revision: The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.
 
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Suggest Revision: After wrestling with myself for six months, I began medical treatment. During that time I started a band with some friends of mine called Jack's Car, but that didn't last.
 
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Suggest Revision: With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
 
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Suggest Revision: I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it
 
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Suggest Revision: My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
 
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Suggest Revision: My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.
 
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Suggest Revision: In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
 
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Suggest Revision: I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
 
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