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Jack Handy Birthdayty Friend Quotes & Sayings
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
Jack Handy
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
Jack Handy
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One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes.
Jack Handy
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Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
Jack Handy
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It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto the plains, where some were probably hit by cars
Jack Handy
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A Friend Like You. A friend like you is like no other friend. A friend like you is a friend I don't regret meeting. A friend like you is like a friend I cant scream at or fight with. A friend like you is like having no worries in my life. A friend like you is a friend that I don't want to lose. A friend like you is like being in comfort all day. A friend like you is a friend I always wanted. A friend like you is awesomely, awesome. A friend like you is random and funny. A friend like you is a friend that I love to death and I will never let go. A friend like you is a friend I can tell all my secrets to. A friend like you... A friend like you is like the little sister I've always wanted. A friend that I can go to to tell them whats wrong. A friend like you is like having no dark days because you brighten them up. A friend like you is a friend that opens up my eyes and helps me avoid bad things. A friend like you is a type of friend that laughs at dumb things I say or do. A friend like you is a friend I am proud to call my best friend...
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Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy, I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy.
Lloyd Bentsen
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If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like now.
Jack Handy
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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other
Jack Handy
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: That guy sure owed me a lot of money.
Jack Handy
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If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now
Jack Handy
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I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals
Jack Handy
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Jack Handy
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I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.
Jack Handy
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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W C Fields
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
Jack Handy
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And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep.
Jack Handy
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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus.
Jack Handy
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If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
Jack Handy
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