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Jack Handy Deep Thou Quotes & Sayings
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It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money. - Deep Thoughts ( Saturday Night Live).
Jack Handy
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
Jack Handy
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
Jack Handy
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Thus saith the Lord GOD; Thou shalt drink of thy sister's cup deep and large: thou shalt be laughed to scorn and had in derision; it containeth much.
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One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes.
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Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
Jack Handy
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It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto the plains, where some were probably hit by cars
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Death be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so. For, those, whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow. Die not, poor death, nor yet canst thou kill me.
John Donne
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Thou must be emptied of that wherewith thou art full, that thou mayest be filled with that whereof thou art empty.
Saint Augustine
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Thou shalt not steal, thou shalt not covet thy neighbors goods, nor covet thy neighbors wives, thou shalt have no other Gods before me, thou shalt not use the Lord's name in vain, thou shalt keep holy the sabbath day, thou shalt honor thy mother and father, thou shalt not bare to false witness...thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wives.
John Proctor
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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other
Jack Handy
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If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like now.
Jack Handy
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I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.
Jack Handy
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I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals
Jack Handy
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If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now
Jack Handy
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: That guy sure owed me a lot of money.
Jack Handy
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Jack Handy
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W C Fields
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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W C Fields
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Death be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so, For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow, Die not, poor death, nor yet canst thou kill me.
John Donne
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