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Jackass Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Jackass" sorted by relevance. 24 matching entries found.
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Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass...but you just pushed my jackass button.
Bill Engvall
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Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Kirk Angel, let me let you in on a little secret... You are a jackass!
Chris Jericho
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Look at all of the wonderful people here to-night! And every single one of ya.. is a jackass!
Chris Jericho
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Girls should stop saying all GUYS are the same. Just because ONE is a JACKASS doesn't mean he represents all of us.
Unknown
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Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.
Lyndon B Johnson
4 Likes
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That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.
Unknown
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A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one.
Sam Rayburn
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Dad, stop trying to talk like my 16 year old friends do. You're 50 years old & look like a jackass.
Unknown
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Any jackass can kick down a barn but it takes a good carpenter to build one.
Lyndon B Johnson
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My big bulla my jackass corn. I cant believe my black brother dead ah gone.
Elephant Man
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Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.
Sam Rayburn
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Sometimes you gotta wash away the paint, and reveal to the world the jackass that is hiding beneath.
Danny Mcbride
3 Likes
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
Paris Hilton
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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
Paris Hilton
8 Likes
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These guys who act like they treat a lady right, but act like a totally jackass behind-the-scenes.
Unknown
14 Likes
If you're brave enough to take two steps forward, don't be the jackass who takes three steps back.
Unknown
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When you call upon a Thoroughbred, he gives you all the speed, strength of heart and sinew in him. When you call on a jackass, he kicks.
Patricia Neal
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I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take it.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I'm really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how gravity acts on the body.
Matthew Barney
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