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If you're brave enough to take two steps forward, don't be the jackass who takes three steps back.

Girls should stop saying all GUYS are the same. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn't mean he represents all of us.

These guys who act like they treat a lady right, but act like a totally jackass behind-the-scenes.

Dad, stop trying to talk like my 16 year old friends do. You're 50 years old & look like a jackass.

Sometimes you gotta wash away the paint, and reveal to the world the jackass that is hiding beneath.

Danny Mcbride quotes

Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass...but you just pushed my jackass button.

Bill Engvall quotes

Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to jackass.

Johnny Knoxville quotes

The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'jackass' movie, I know that I'm going to wind up with at least two broken bones. I don't know when it's going to happen, but you can't contemplate how you're going to fall and what's going to happen.

Bam Margera quotes

That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.

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Think Before You Speak quotes

My big bulla my jackass corn. I cant believe my black brother dead ah gone.

Elephant Man quotes

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