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January Funny Quotes & Sayings
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On January 10, 1963, I was sworn in as a lawyer, so next January 10 I will have practiced law for 40 years, and I've loved every minute of it.
Johnnie Cochran
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Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past.
Henry Ward Beecher
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My dad liked how January went with Jones. My sisters' names are Jina and Jacey Jones.
January Jones
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
Dave Barry
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An estimated 7 million illegal immigrants were residing in the United States in January 2000. This is double the size of the illegal immigrant population in January 1990 and constitutes 2.5 percent of the total U.S. population of just over 281 million.
Gary Miller
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Dear January, how is February? Please tell March that April said May will come before June, I heard that July is getting married in August, how about September and her kids? Please send my greeting to October and don't forget to tell November that all our fans reading this will end December in happy mode.
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I choose roles that are not me.
January Jones
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In January '77 I went out to LA and have been here 26 years.
Ted Shackelford
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If I could do one thing over I'd have been nicer to my parents.
January Jones
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I miss everything about Chicago, except January and February.
Gary Cole
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I want to be Tony Montana.. Well, he must've liked that, because he signed me on the spot.
January Jones
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Nothing says January like a brand new Cold War.
Gossip Girl
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Feeling a little blue in January is normal.
Marilu Henner
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People think that I changed my name. I could've been an actress, a superhero, or a stripper.
January Jones
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Nobody wants to see teams out of contention showcased in December and January. I'm sure this is something that will be discussed again this off-season.
Al Michaels
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The first time we all played as a band, I think it was in January 1998, in Jonny's bedroom.
Will Champion
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January is the garbage can of movies in America, directly after all the Oscar contenders have been out.
Michael Caine
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I have that thing in my stomach where I just need to keep striving for things. In my mind, I want the fairy tale.
January Jones
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'Mad Men' was really my first television role, and it never feels like TV to me. It's done at such a high level.
January Jones
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