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I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.

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Hold up your cups and sing along, to one more drinking song.

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A hotel is a temporary aquarium for people. Thats why I travel with a fishing pole, and erectile dysfunction medicine.

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The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.

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I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldnt tell because I was already sitting in the nosebleed section.

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The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.	182 up, 61 down

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The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn't around to propose to her.

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Im at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. I'm standing on the board right now.

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Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving a gift which you did not have to pay for.

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My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun.

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