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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

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My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!

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Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous substances. Not in Iraq, in Rush Limbaugh's medicine cabinet.

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A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!

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NBC - no body cares.

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Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'

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The reason for the slow progress of the world seems to lie in a single fact. Every man is born under the yoke, and grows up beneath the oppressions of his age.

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