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I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.
Jay Mohr
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Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.
Jay Mohr
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True Yankees are born, not made.
Jay Mohr
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You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
Jay Mohr
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If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.
Jay Mohr
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I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.
Jay Mohr
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Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.
Jay Mohr
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Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?
Jay Mohr
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If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.
Jay Mohr
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I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.
Jay Mohr
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Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.
Jay Mohr
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You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
Jay Mohr
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I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.
Jay Mohr
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When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.
Jay Mohr
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I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.
Jay Mohr
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I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a s..ual harassment suit, more frustrating.
Jay Mohr
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I hung out with Jay-Z and Kanye while they were recording in Sydney. I met up with Jay backstage at Oprah and he said Kanye would appreciate it if I popped in, so I spent an hour with them late one night. Beyonce was there as well. We were just listening to the new tracks that Jay is producing for Kanye. The songs are spectacular.
Russell Crowe
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I had the worst one the other night. I was out with my girlfriends, and this guy comes up to me and tells me the girl he was just talking to has a bejeweled vagina. She had, like, bejeweled her va-jay-jay! I was like, 'Really, dude?'
Amber Lancaster
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His parents were shiftless and unsuccessful farm people - his imagination had never really accepted them as his parents at all. The truth was that Jay Gatsby of West Egg, Long Island, sprang from his Platonic conception of himself. He was a son of God...and he must be about His Father's business, the service of a vast, vulgar, and meretricious beauty. So he invented...Jay Gatsby...and to this conception he was faithful to the end.
F Scott Fitzgerald
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Everybody can tell you how to do it, they never did it.
Jay-Z
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