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Jeff Ross Snooholes Quotes & Sayings
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You ever had your heart broken, Larry? What was his name?
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You know you're white bread, Carson, right? You shit croutons.
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Youre an old man who dresses like a Hooters waitress.
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Carson, you look like d..k Clark and Eddie Munster had a baby.
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his eyes have more bags then his kids when they were forced to leave his home.
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Could your original face have been that much worse than that clown mask youve had welded on?
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Charlie Sheen is to stand up comedy to what Larry Flynt is to standing up.
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his nostrils are so snotty and full of coke, he calls them the hilton sisters.
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What can you really say about Carson Daly that hasn't already been said about that retarded boy that won the lottery?
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You made all your money because you created a f*cked up, criminal baby. Youre like Michael Lohan.
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Jerry Seinfeld couldn't be here tonight. He had a prior engagement to fu.. a model on a pile of cash.
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Ice T you f*ckin fossil. Youre so old, the first thing you bought with your record deal money was your freedom. On your first album, the n-word was negro.
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Youre a walking tumor. Actually, its a big deal when you spot a tumor.
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Folks, Jerry Stiller has the face of a star and that star is Lassie!
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George Hamilton, youre like Tang. Youre dry and orange and nobody has given a f*ck about you since 1968.
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You cultural sodomite. You were an aide to Bobby Kennedy, which explains your connection to Hasselhoff. I guess you like to hang around guys whose careers end on a hotel floor.
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As you can see, the rest of the cast of "Seinfeld" couldn't be here tonight. Apparently, they broke their backs carrying Jerry Seinfeld for eight years.
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Youre fattening faster than youre aging. Youre like the Curious Case of Benjamin Glutton.
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What was that movie you made with Ben, "Mystery Men"? That movie was so bad, I fired my agent! Gene Siskel was going to review that movie, but he took the easy way out!
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Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately in my case there was one woman... for her. Joey: Ross, relax that's like saying there's only one flavour of ice-cream for you. Let me tell you something Ross, there's lots of flavours out there. There's rocky road, cookie dough and bing! Cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon! Ross: I honestly don't know wether I'm hungry or horny. Chandler: You stay out of my freezer.
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