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Im sick and tired of guys thinking tht just because I showed up at a club or a dance or a bar, that I want to have their genitalia touching my backside.

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Disney movies also taught me that my main goal in life, is to find a fucking prince and marry him.

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Lil Wayne if you're drowning in the pussy you can just swim to the butt. Here I was drowning in the pussy not knowing I could save myself.

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Theres no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.

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Hey angel face, next time buy a whole shirt.

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99.9 percent of the time I will talk to anyone who comes up to me, and I am super nice. But, as soon as your penis touches my butthole without me knowing, then I'm not happy.

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I like to wear colors like black because it says I'm a whore.

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What do you get when you put a landshark with a landshark? Jesus.

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IT'S SEXUAL WEDNESDAY MUTHAFUCKAS!

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But were not gonna crack the eggs because thats abortion!

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