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Suggest Revision: I do blow all night. Monkey jerk me off while I watch Stu make fuck with lady-boy. -Mr. Chow
 
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Suggest Revision: I fall in love with characters when they're out of their element or are uncomfortable and you really feel for them in a knee-jerk sympathetic way.
 
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Suggest Revision: Hey, I'm a guy. Ill text you sweet things and make you fall for me. Then I'll flirt with other girls and be a total jerk to you. Sound good?
 
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Suggest Revision: Your ex is a jerk and he obviously doesnt deserve you or anyone else...stay strong.
 
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Suggest Revision: Once you understand that your success doesn't depend upon the failure of others you'll probably become less of a jerk.
 
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Suggest Revision: You must be a special kind of stupid to think acting like a jerk is attractive to girls.
 
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Suggest Revision: I want a good boyfriend, not a jerk who keeps hurting me over and over again.
 
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Suggest Revision: I jerk off inside books and give life to words, leaving concepts stuck together you probably never heard.
 
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Suggest Revision: I know, he's not worth it. He's a jerk, he doesn't care...just break up with him. I may listen to myself and might even agree, but I can't help thinking we're meant to be.
 
When I left the room he said to Ben Stiller, 'There goes the future Mrs. Apatow.' I guess he had some kind of plan worked out. He asked me out on a date, and I thought it was just a drink with a friend. But I remember looking at him and thinking, 'This is the type of guy I should be with, not those jerk-off guys who don't treat me right.' So I guess his little plan worked, and it's all history. Before meeting Judd, I was always into the scruffy guys, those dudes who work at the newspaper stand and smoke all day, guys who were no good and treated me badly. Then when I got the job on The Cable Guy, it was a real shock because I was suddenly surrounded by all these incredibly funny men. It just blew my mind. I wasn't used to that. The loser guys I'd been hanging out with weren't funny at all. And now I was working with Matthew Broderick, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller and Judd. They were the funniest guys in the world. It was like a dream.
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Suggest Revision: When I left the room he said to Ben Stiller, 'There goes the future Mrs. Apatow.' I guess he had some kind of plan worked out. He asked me out on a date, and I thought it was just a drink with a friend. But I remember looking at him and thinking, 'This is the type of guy I should be with, not those jerk-off guys who don't treat me right.' So I guess his little plan worked, and it's all history. Before meeting Judd, I was always into the scruffy guys, those dudes who work at the newspaper stand and smoke all day, guys who were no good and treated me badly. Then when I got the job on The Cable Guy, it was a real shock because I was suddenly surrounded by all these incredibly funny men. It just blew my mind. I wasn't used to that. The loser guys I'd been hanging out with weren't funny at all. And now I was working with Matthew Broderick, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller and Judd. They were the funniest guys in the world. It was like a dream.
 
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