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Suggest Revision: When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'
 
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Suggest Revision: Not only do I sing to him, I sing entire conversations. You become Jerry Lewis.
 
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Suggest Revision: What I always say is that we're the illegitimate children of Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lewis.
 
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Suggest Revision: A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.
 
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Suggest Revision: A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world.
 
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Suggest Revision: Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
 
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Suggest Revision: I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope.
 
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Suggest Revision: I get paid for what most kids get punished for.
 
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Suggest Revision: I've had great success being a total idiot.
 
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Suggest Revision: Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!
 
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