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Suggest Revision: I would love to be in a Paul Thomas Anderson movie, I'd love to do television with Jerry Seinfeld or Michael Richards, who I think are the greatest talents ever on television.
 
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Suggest Revision: There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'd like to do one of those jumps they do in the movies; in a car, over a bridge, in the air with a huge explosion. It would be a final moment of entertainment.
 
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Suggest Revision: I do not know why anyone would host an awards show. No matter how unbelievably well you do at it, the only thing that can happen is you get asked again to host an awards show.
 
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Suggest Revision: I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
 
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Suggest Revision: Did you ever notice how they have commercials on TV with detergents that get out blood stains. If you have blood all over your shirt, I don't think laundry is your biggest problem.
 
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Suggest Revision: I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass.
 
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Suggest Revision: Cry when you get a Golden Globe. Then you can get an Oscar nomination.
 
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Suggest Revision: My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
 
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Suggest Revision: Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
 
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