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Jerry Seinfeld Jokeses Quotes & Sayings
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As you can see, the rest of the cast of "Seinfeld" couldn't be here tonight. Apparently, they broke their backs carrying Jerry Seinfeld for eight years.
Jeff Ross
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The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
Jerry Seinfeld
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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, See if you can blow this out.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.
Jerry Seinfeld
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I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
Jerry Seinfeld
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I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld.
Billy Joel
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Cry when you get a Golden Globe. Then you can get an Oscar nomination.
Jerry Seinfeld
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People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
Jerry Seinfeld
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People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to
Jerry Seinfeld
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To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
Jerry Seinfeld
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I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
Jerry Seinfeld
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I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Jerry Seinfeld
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry Seinfeld
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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld
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I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
Jerry Seinfeld
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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
Jerry Seinfeld
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry Seinfeld
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There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.
Jerry Seinfeld
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