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Jethro Comedian Quotes & Sayings
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I'm an actor, I'm not a comedian, I never was a comedian.
Jonah Hill
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I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.
Louie Anderson
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When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the limbo of yesteryear's happy hours. All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
Fred Allen
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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
Fred Allen
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When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the limbo of yesteryear's happy hours. All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
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I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or s..y, as soon as you do, you aren't a comedian any more. Looks are still the most important thing for women when it comes to meeting a partner. And that's fair enough, but a sense of humour is really important too. For starters, it's a great indicator of whether you are going to get on. If the first time you go on a date you don't find each other funny, there's a fundamental problem.
Ricky Gervais
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In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.
Billy Crystal
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Who the hell can he be? He's never had V.D.
Jethro Tull
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
Jethro Tull
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Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.
Jethro Tull
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Actor of the low IQ, let's hear your view.
Jethro Tull
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In your pomp and all your glory, you're a poorer man than me.
Jethro Tull
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Did you ever get the feeling that the story's too damn real?
Jethro Tull
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Lend me your ear, while I call you a fool.
Jethro Tull
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My words are a whisper, your deafness a shout.
Jethro Tull
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Everyone's saved, we're in the grave. See you there for afternoon tea.
Jethro Tull
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I'm a tiger when I want love, but I'm a snake if we disagree.
Jethro Tull
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We'll have Superman for President, let Robin save the day.
Jethro Tull
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I came across Mother Goose, so I turned her loose, she was screaming.
Jethro Tull
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I'll pour a cup to you my darling, raise it up, say Cheerio.
Jethro Tull
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