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Suggest Revision: Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
 
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Suggest Revision: I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.
 
 Allan Carr quotes 
Suggest Revision: A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.
 
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Suggest Revision: I didn't really want to be a comedian.
 
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Suggest Revision: I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.
 
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Suggest Revision: I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.
 
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Suggest Revision: I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.
 
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Suggest Revision: I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.
 
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Suggest Revision: I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl.
 
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