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Suggest Revision: Lying about having work done is such a put-down to women. It says to the average woman: 'I'm beautifully naturally and you're not.'
 
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Suggest Revision: I won't do Botox again, because I looked crazy. I looked like Joan Rivers!
 
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Suggest Revision: On Ecstasy, Joan Rivers looks like Pamela Anderson, so imagine what Pamela Anderson looked like.
 
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Suggest Revision: How stupid can you get? Christina must have been thinking about food, thats why she forgot the words. Shes gotten so big. She looks like she could eat Lady GaGa. Great way to get rid of competition.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.
 
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Suggest Revision: If youre going to be a romantic idol and try to get every teenage girl to love you, then youd be an ass to come out and say youre gay. Ricky Martin was so smart. He did what he did, made his millions and then he said, Guess what, every body? I'm gay...It didnt matter anymore because he didnt have to bring in 16-year-old girls.
 
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Suggest Revision: Victoria Beckham is so nasty, Why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to all the people around her. She's too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she's rude. She can't always just be having a bad day.
 
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Suggest Revision: Welcome to my world! I've been through it all, and I often pinch myself to believe my luck. I design jewlery, create cosmetics, perform comedy, act, lecture, write books, travel, have a fabulous daughter, and a phenomenal grandson-and I feel I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.
 
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Suggest Revision: My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't tell your kids that you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say 'Melissa, you ripped me to shreds', now go back to sleep.
 
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Quotes by Joan Rivers
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Wednesday, June 19
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