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Joe Lewis Thomas Quotes & Sayings
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You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
Joe E Lewis
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We can afford almost any mistake once.
Joe E Lewis
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It pays to get drunk with the best people.
Joe E Lewis
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I always wake up at the crack of ice.
Joe E Lewis
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I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
Joe E Lewis
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I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
Joe E Lewis
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You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.
Joe E Lewis
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I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
Joe E Lewis
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe E Lewis
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Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.
Joe E Lewis
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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
Joe E Lewis
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It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
Joe E Lewis
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Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
Joe E Lewis
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Back then, I, most rockers loved Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis... you know in the '60s.
Joe Cocker
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They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
Joe E Lewis
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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
Joe E Lewis
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We leave traces of ourselves wherever we go, on whatever we touch.
Lewis Thomas
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It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you've got money.
Joe E Lewis
13 Likes
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I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
Joe E Lewis
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There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
Joe E Lewis
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