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Joel Mchale Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Apr 2024
Joel Mchale Topics
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Every parent should thank God for the gift that is their children's health, and shower them with love.
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I loved New Jersey. I thought it was the greatest place in the world because on Halloween kids could start trick or treating right after school. Isn't that great?
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Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
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It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.
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My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.
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It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.
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I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
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If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.
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'Almost Live' allowed me to take chances and try things you can't do on national television. It allowed me to screw up.
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People might say it came easy for me. The fact is, I've worked hard on every role. I prepare for each audition...take the script, read it and see where the characters fall into context.
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Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.
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Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, Oh he must be good. All the while you're the same actor.
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Hopefully when I do auditions I do the best I can do at the time. That's all I have control over.
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You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.
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It's important to have the right agent...people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is.
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Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.
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I was serious about Ultimate Fighting Championship. And I'm not even ashamed to say it because I want free tickets.
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In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears- she might lick your face off!
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I won't do po... Well, I won't do triple-X po...
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I've always made fun of television shows and how ridiculous some celebrity behavior is, but I never thought my job would be commenting on it. There's a side of me that's happy I get to say these things out loud. But other times I feel like a whor...
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