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 Johnny Carson quotes 
Suggest Revision: I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
 
 Johnny Carson quotes 
Suggest Revision: I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
 
 Johnny Carson quotes 
Suggest Revision: If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
 
 Johnny Carson quotes 
Suggest Revision: If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
 
 Johnny Carson quotes 
Suggest Revision: Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
 
 Johnny Carson quotes 
Suggest Revision: Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
 
 Johnny Carson quotes 
Suggest Revision: Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
 
 Johnny Carson quotes 
Suggest Revision: New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
 
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Suggest Revision: People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
 
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Suggest Revision: We're more effective than birth control pills.
 
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