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Joke Driving Quotes & Sayings
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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Social networking while driving is worse than texting while driving and drunk driving put together.
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke.
James Gandolfini
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
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I get yelled at all the time for texting and driving but apparently facebook-ing and driving is ok.
Unknown
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Unknown
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Honk if you love Jesus. Drink while driving if you want to meet him.
Unknown
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So much of my life is spent just focused on driving race cars.
Jeff Gordon
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Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list.
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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Stephen Wright
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They should make eating and driving illegal too. That's just as dangerous as texting and driving!
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Working out on your legs and driving is the same as drinking and driving. Not a good idea.
Unknown
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Songs with sirens in them should not be allowed on the radio as they trick me when I am driving.
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Mom texts you a question while you are driving. Gets mad at you for texting and driving.
Unknown
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