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Joke Of Guy Asking Girl T Quotes & Sayings
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Oh girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl. You take all the happiness out of my live. You go to 7-11 on me. Just like a gambler with a crooked dice.
Buddy Guy
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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I don't want a perfect girl, perfect doesn't exist. I just want a girl who's perfect for me. A girl who I can talk to for hours without getting bored. A girl who understands me and who will always be there for me. I want a girl who would sit down and play video games with me, she'll take the controller and act as if she knows what she's doing. I want a girl that I can be weird with and she's jus t as weird. We can joke around, play pranks and have fun with each other. I want a girl that leaves me special messages where she tells me her feelings, it's like a reminder of how good of a job I'm doing in making her happy. I want a girl who has confidence, values, and knows exactly what she wants. Most importantly, I want a girl with an awesome personality. A girls personality is what sets her apart from the rest, it's what makes them unique and that's why I love it. Ultimately, at the end of the day I just want a girl who I can call mine, a girl who won't hurt me and who will accept me for me.
Mahmoud El Hallab
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Am I the only one that thinks it's cute when a guy calls a girl 'baby girl' but when a girl calls a guy 'baby boy' it's a little awkward?
Unknown
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The saddest thing for a girl to do, is dumb herself down for a guy.
Emma Watson
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A guy could cheat on a girl 10 times & the girl would still take him back but if a girl did it 1 time she'd be gone in a second.
Unknown
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If I like a guy, I think a good way to feel that out is to go on group dates with people that you're comfortable with. So then you can get comfortable with the guy and just joke around, be yourself. Talk about music, movies, any hobbies that you have and then in no time you'll be comfortable around each other.
Victoria Justice
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy: And then we can play with this dog.
American Dad
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Girl: How much do you love me? Guy: Well, look at the stars & count them. That's how much I love you. Girl: But, its morning. Guy: Exactly.
Unknown
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In this world There is no perfect guy and there is no perfect girl. But only a less than perfect guy and a less than perfect girl can make a perfect love.
Unknown
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Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about telling their guy friends. Similarly, if you're a guy and you pull your pants down, and the girl you're with immediately stats text messaging her friends, you have a small pe..s. Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Chelsea Handler
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I respect a guy who ever cried for a girl. Cause its not easy to see a guy to cry. Girls. If a guy ever cried because of you. He's a keeper.
Unknown
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
Jimmy Nail
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From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a guy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
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A guy and his girl were standing in front of a mirror: The girl asked, 'What do you see?' The guy smiled and said, 'The rest of my life.'
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I hate to see a beautiful girl cry over a guy...ladies no guy is worth your tears.
Unknown
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I think a guy should tell a girl he loves her first. I've heard so many stories of girls dropping the L-bomb first, and it just catches a guy off guard. He's uncomfortable. You never want to say to a guy, 'I love you,' and he says, 'thanks.' Just hold out. If you guys fall in love, he will tell you he loves you eventually.
Giuliana Rancic
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The reason why some girls get with the (Bad boy type) is because they think if they get with the guy they'll become cool. The guy ends up using her and treating her like she's nothing, and still she wants him so badly. Until one day she grows up and realizes that the (Bad boys) are not so cool. That's when she looks for a good guy but what good guy wants a girl who's been ran through more times then a finish line? Not me!
Bryan Burden
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Losing your friends over a guy is probably the worst thing a girl could do because 90% of the time the guy won't be there in the end.
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