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Jokes About Being Piece Of Meat Quotes & Sayings
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If you are over 50 years old..do not look at me like I'm your piece of meat.
Unknown
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Being a public person doesn't necessarily mean you're a piece of meat for everybody.
Elle Macpherson
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I cannot do the piece-of-talking-meat thing, the 'Here's your money, wear a pretty dress and take the cheque.' I'm not made that way. I have to be as good as I can be at whatever I do.
Carol Vorderman
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Slick Dro it's me chicken money KFC, Crispy dark meat the carbon come in all heat, You know how the mob be they got me eatin shark meat, Order me a snail plate I think I want some frog meat.
Young Dro
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I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.
Shaquille O'Neal
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I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.
Shaquille O'Neal
5 Likes
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Dogs have not the power of comparing. A dog will take a small piece of meat as readily as a large, when both are before him.
Samuel Johnson
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Don't treat a woman like she's a piece of meat. Respect her and her body. Her mind, body and soul are a temple of God. Treat them that way.
Unknown
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Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him.
Ernest Hemingway
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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I try to control what I eat, but the truth is I can't. I tried to give up meat last week, but I only lasted three days. I just couldn't do it. I love meat, chocolate, cakes...
Adriana Lima
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If you're writing a piece for the Boston Pops, the balance is towards one end. If you're writing a piece for a chamber music society, then it's towards another point. I won't make a final answer on that. I think it changes with every piece.
Peter Maxwell Davies
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Now that I know how supermarket meat is made, I regard eating it as a somewhat risky proposition. I know how those animals live and what's on their hides when they go to slaughter, so I don't buy industrial meat.
Michael Pollan
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Meat consumption is just as dangerous to public health as tobacco use... It's time we looked into holding the meat producers and fast-food outlets legally accountable.
Neal Barnard
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Because normally with Western cuisine, you'll serve vegetables separate from the meat, so kids will eat the meat and never touch the vegetables.
Martin Yan
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!
Tommy Smothers
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Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.
Denis Leary
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For all you meat-eaters that hate vegetarians, just think, without us vegetarians, there would be less meat for you.
Summer
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