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Jokes About Bums Bottoms Arse Quotes & Sayings
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I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse.
Harold Pinter
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Got a couple bottles, but a couple ain't enough. Bottoms up, bottoms up!
Trey Songz
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Stan: You unionized the homeless?! Hayley: Yep, this is the Fighting Bums Local 302. (Bums start cheering) Hayley: Here are our demands. Stan: "Longer red lights at freeway off-ramps, free doggy day care, human dignity"? I can't meet these demands.
American Dad
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Wear them apple bottoms, wear them apple bottoms honey.
Flo Rida
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A politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man.
E E Cummings
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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My arse contemplates those who talk behind my back.
Francis Picabia
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
Rowan Atkinson
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Some smart man once said that on the most exalted throne in the world, we are seated on nothing but our own arse.
Wendell Mayes
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You...complete arse, Ronald Weasley! You show up here after weeks, and you say 'Hey'? -Hermione Granger
Harry Potter
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There is no way I am going to put myself through Sandhurst and then sit on my arse back home while my boys are out fighting for their country.
Prince Harry
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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But then I'm dumbstruck cause you bums suck.
Nicki Minaj
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See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin'
Nicki Minaj
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So far ahead, these bums is laggin'
Nicki Minaj
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
Unknown
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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