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Jokes About Candy Quotes & Sayings
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Making movies is eating candy. It's a very expensive candy, so you value when you can do it. So when you can do it twice at once, it's like, you know, a kid in a candy store!
Phillip Noyce
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I was always a kid trying to make a buck. I borrowed a dollar from my dad, went to the penny candy store, bought a dollar's worth of candy, set up my booth, and sold candy for five cents apiece. Ate half my inventory, made $2.50, gave my dad back his dollar.
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Candy O, I need you, Sunday dress, ruby rings. Candy O, I need you so, could you help me in.
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John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time.
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I feel that my ear candy is a little different from the ear candy most people are receiving right now.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.
Demetri Martin
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Because we have so much eye candy and mind candy, spending so much time trying to pay the rent, all of this conspires to keep us from thinking too hard or taking action from that. Our time is stolen. So much of our daily life is stolen.
Lydia Lunch
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Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
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Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
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I'm like a kid in a candy store looking for that perfect piece of candy, then you came along and became the sweetest thing in my world.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
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