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Jokes About Condoms Quotes & Sayings
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Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies.
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The Pope has swept through Africa, where 5 million people are already infected with the AIDS virus, and which expects by the end of the century to have 10 million orphans whose parents have died of AIDS - and told them not to use condoms
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People that don't reuse water bottles and plastic bags are just as bad as the ones who don't reuse condoms.We have to save the earth people!
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The Pope has swept through Africa, where 5 million people are already infected with the AIDS virus, and which expects by the end of the century to have 10 million orphans whose parents have died of AIDS - and told them not to use condoms.
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Friends are like underwear, always near you. Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you. Best friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down.
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American grammar doesn't have the sturdiness of British grammar (a British advertising man with a proper education can make magazine copy for ribbed condoms sound like the Magna goddam Carta), but it has its own scruffy charm
Stephen King
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Even the gods love jokes
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Jokes are grievances.
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A joke is a very serious thing
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My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
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Someone please tell me the funniest yo mama jokes right now.
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey
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First order of business: I will not be doing any 'That's What She Said' jokes. It's just too hard for me...
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
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What did the two ghosts say to each other? Hey boo...
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Don't make jokes about food.
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
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