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Jokes About Drinking And Driv Quotes & Sayings
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Tommy Cooper
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Jimmy Breslin
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Jimmy Breslin
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Jimmy Breslin
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.
Paris Hilton
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Hold up your cups and sing along, to one more drinking song.
Jerrod Niemann
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If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.
Unknown
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I hate it when I'm drinking and somebody tries to correct my Vodkabulary.
Unknown
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It's not drinking on the job if you weren't planning to do any work.
Unknown
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I quite drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process.
Freddie Hubbard
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I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking and drinking, trying to, you know, just shut my body down.
Jack Osbourne
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If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.
Edward Koch
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Technically, you're not drinking alone if your kids are home.
Unknown
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If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.
Edward Koc
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
Unknown
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My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.
Unknown
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Satiety comes of too frequent repetition; and he who will not give himself leisure to be thirsty can never find the true pleasure of drinking
Michel De Montaigne
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