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Jokes About People Hair Line Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Jokes About People Hair Line" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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How do I feel about the jokes about my hair? It doesnt bother me, but I do feel I should be paid more money because my hair is another character! As people once asked for a Rachel from Friends haircut, perhaps theyll soon be asking for a Schuester!
Matthew Morrison
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Dear Miley, I saw your curly hair, brown hair, black hair, blonde hair, short hair, and I promise to be here to see your white hair.
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Well our hair is great. Our hair is better than most peoples hair. My hair is better than anyones. Thats the only reason we started the band. Cuz like I cant sing at all but their all like Look at his hair look at his hair! Look but dont touch. I said that to them. I said it straight away, look but dont touch. I had to keep spanking hands, it was dreadful. But in the end they learned the rules that I go by. And now were selling thousands of records.
Oliver Sykes
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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Everyone, My hair is better then fu..ing anyones! My hair is the reason we started the band, cause I couldnt sing, and they were like, well just look at his hair! and I was like, fine, you can look. but you cant touch.
Oliver Sykes
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I feel like myself with short hair. And it's been a really long time since I had long hair, five years. Of course, the only people who like it are gay men and my girlfriends. Straight men across the board are not into this hair! I cut it for the one straight man who has ever liked short hair and I wear it in memorial of somebody who really loved it.
Michelle Williams
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
Unknown
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There was this thing written that I had gone into a candle store, and my hair went up in flames because of all the hair spray. First of all, I never have hair spray in my hair, and I've never even heard of this store, and my hair has never been burned.
Nicolette Sheridan
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God.
Russell Brand
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People always tell me my hair is so soft and they love it because everyone else's is crunchy. That's because my hair is NATURAL.
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Great leaders have a heart for people. They take time for people. They view people as the bottom line, not as a tool to get to the bottom line.
Pat Williams
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Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.
Joel McHale
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When I was little my mom used to do my hair. I had these little twists in my hair, so family and friends just called me Lil Twist. Now, as you know I rock a mohawk. I wish my people back in high school could see me right now, in what Im doing, the places Im going and the people Im meeting.
Lil Twist
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My natural hair looks like someone with wavy hair attempted to straighten their hair and failed at it miserably.
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So one day, in a fit of trying to do something different, I just dyed my hair dark brown and got my first role a week later, after which I thought: 'People are closed-minded, man! Like a different hair colour changes everything!'
Emma Stone
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I keep my hair beautiful. I use a lot of framesi products on my hair. My colorist introduced me. I dont know how they do it, but they keep my fine hair pretty healthy.
Taylor Schilling
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People think updos are so hard, but theyre not. Your hair should look tousled and undone. If Im in a mood to go out and feel hot and s..y, I want long hair that I can feel on my back. But I also like bed head. Ill usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if Im just in a hang-out mood, I wont even wash it. Ill wait until it smells.
Jessica Simpson
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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I'd stand in line for Confession with old people and little kids, and as the line moved up, I knew when I got into the box that I would lie! Again!
Mercedes McCambridge
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