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Jokes Arent Funnyare About Money Quotes & Sayings
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The best way to make somebody remember you, borrow money from them.
Joseph David
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Whatever people say, I do think there is a good side to Wall Street. It was created almost as a civic service to fund our wars. It wasnt created for this greedy, self-indulgent Get rich mentality. It wasnt always that way and its not always that way now. Its not all of them who are corrupt and the guys that Ive met arent that way. They do a lot of good things and raise a lot of money for charity. Theyll raise $70 million in a night. Its easy to just point fingers at the rich guys, but there are a lot of quality people who arent motivated solely by greed. I think what you end up with often on Wall Street is the guys who couldnt make it onto the sports team at school; a lot of them wanted to be competitive athletes and found themselves in finance, which is just as competitive a field. Its a kill or be killed mentality. Its very competitive worse than Hollywood. I still trade every morning. I come from poverty and its like night and day. My mother laughs about it: she went on welfare, we had no money and now Im trading $300,000 in the morning. Its outrageous.
Shia Labeouf
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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If you as parents cut corners, your children will too. If you lie, they will too. If you spend all your money on yourselves and tithe no portion of it for charities, colleges, churches, synagogues, and civic causes, your children won't either. And if parents snicker at racial and gender jokes, another generation will pass on the poison adults still have not had the courage to snuff out.
Marian Wright Edelman
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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried...but they wanted cash.
Zach Manal
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I thought that he was taking shots at me, when it was just jokes. It was a misunderstanding, a mis-communication ... I'm about making money.
Soulja Boy
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him.
Jim Loy
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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