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Jokes On Hat Quotes & Sayings
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Yo mama is so fat, if she wore a GoodYear hat, she'd look like a blimp.
Unknown
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It's like all my life everybody keeps telling that I'm a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe! But what if I don't want to be a shoe anymore? Maybe I'm a purse, or a hat...I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a hat! It's a metaphore, daddy!
Rachel Green
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
P J O'Rourke
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And finding the hat, I always like to find the hat. And then props just dress the set. It's all fabulous.
Morgan Freeman
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I don't believe I ever saw an Oklahoman who wouldn't fight at the drop of a hat and frequently drop the hat himself.
Robert E Howard
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She said, Son get your hat and get your coat or she will never treat you right. Well, ooh, got to get my hat and coat. This ain't right.
Buddy Guy
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I can't walk down the street with my head up. I'm not a hat wearer, but now I'm a hat wearer.
Randy Harrison
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Everywhere you hang your hat is home. Home is the bright cave under the hat.
Lance Morrow
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Justin Salinger showed up one day with a pink cowboy hat on and everyone else got really annoyed because somehow he'd managed to get the pink cowboy hat.
Alex Cox
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Some years ago I became president of Columbia University and learned within 24 hours to be ready to speak at the drop of a hat, and I learned something more, the trustees were expected to be ready to speak at the passing of the hat.
Dwight D Eisenhower
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I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big sho.., a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the sho.. large.
Charlie Chaplin
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I swag it out, uh felt my swag. The sho.. match the hat, the hat match my bag.
Rocko
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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