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Jokes To Tell My Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.......With my car.
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I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.
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An ex-girlfriend from my past told me to see things from a girls point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window...
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
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Congratulations to Charlie Sheen, who's marrying his longtime girlfriend. I have to say...Charlie Sheen has a longtime girlfriend?
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Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend. You could be my girlfriend until the world ends. Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind. Swaggie.
Justin Bieber
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Robert Pattinson must be the only guy in the world who enjoys his girlfriend being on her period.
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When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying saucers...and plates, pots, mugs...
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Dear boyfriend, I do not want to see pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend. Get rid of them please. Sincerely, current girlfriend.
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Relationships are a lot more like algebra. For instance. Have you ever loked at your X and wonderd Y?.
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A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, 'I don't have a girlfriend', so that's the proof.
John Mayer
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I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend.
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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
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My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bi... all the time.
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You should ever underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.
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'Cause if you were my girlfriend, I'd be your shining star. The one to show you where you are. Girl you should be my girlfriend.
Nsync
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