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Joseph Heller Quotes & Sayings
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I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.
Joseph Heller
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
Joseph Heller
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
Joseph Heller
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He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
Joseph Heller
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We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
Joseph Heller
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Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war - for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I'd say we deserve ours more.
Joseph Heller
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Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.
Joseph Heller
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
Joseph Heller
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
Joseph Heller
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
Joseph Heller
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
Joseph Heller
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
Joseph Heller
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There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.
Joseph Heller
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Never ignore a gut feeling, but never believe that it's enough.
Robert Heller
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Effective management always means asking the right question.
Robert Heller
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If I am confirmed, I will commit to show Heller and the principles articulated in it the full measure of respect that is due to all constitution decisions of the court.
Elena Kagan
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Technology is like a fish. The longer it stays on the shelf, the less desirable it becomes.
Andrew Heller
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The difference between management and administration (which is what bureaucrats used to do exclusively) is the difference between choice and rigidity.
Robert Heller
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Misery is when grown-ups don't realize how miserable kids can feel.
Suzanne Heller
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Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it's the day she's changing the sheets.
Suzanne Heller
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