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Jummy Kimmel Quotes & Sayings
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Almost every week, someone's mad at me.
Jimmy Kimmel
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I only get unusual ailments.
Jimmy Kimmel
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I'm a terrible golfer.
Jimmy Kimmel
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I have like fifteen televisions in my house.
Jimmy Kimmel
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I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means.
Jimmy Kimmel
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Zombies are the new Betty White.
Jimmy Kimmel
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I wish Vine had Tivo. Who can sit through all that?
Jimmy Kimmel
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Its OK to use the bathroom at my house as long as you buy something.
Jimmy Kimmel
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If I could have one super power, it would be the ability to read.
Jimmy Kimmel
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I go to Costco every weekend. It's my favorite part of the week.
Jimmy Kimmel
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It's important not to forget today that mothers can also be annoying.
Jimmy Kimmel
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I get product placement and everything, but I'm sorry, Superman's father was NOT named Purell.
Jimmy Kimmel
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Rainbows are God's way of telling us that he likes to jazz things up sometimes.
Jimmy Kimmel
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Every once in a while guys, take time out to look in the mirror and say 'Hey you. Thanks for all the hand-jobs.'
Jimmy Kimmel
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That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
Jimmy Kimmel
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I don't know if we can call ourselves everyday Joes. I think Supermen is more appropriate. We're just trying to take back the medium we invented!
Jimmy Kimmel
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The people who host the red carpet preview shows don't know it, but they died and are in hell.
Jimmy Kimmel
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I don't want to ruin it for you, but at the end, Voldemort kills Harry with a fairly vivious atomic wedgie.
Jimmy Kimmel
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It's funny how all of this has worked out, I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
Jimmy Kimmel
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It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
Jimmy Kimmel
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