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Suggest Revision: Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with. -Mac MacGuff
 
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Suggest Revision: Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale. -Juno
 
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Suggest Revision: You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's your's just because you marked it with your urine! - Rollo
 
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Suggest Revision: Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like Moses and the reeds? Mark: Technically that'd be kickin' it Old Testiment. [winks]
 
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Suggest Revision: He is the cheese to my macaroni. - Juno
 
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Suggest Revision: Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking. Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.
 
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Suggest Revision: Doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people suffer! -Bren MacGuff
 
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Suggest Revision: My five-year-old daughter could do that and she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. -Bren MacGuff
 
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Suggest Revision: That little pink plus sign is so unholy. - Juno
 
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Suggest Revision: You seem to be getting pregnanter these days. - Paulie
 
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