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Juno Percent28the Movie Percent2 Quotes & Sayings
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Bren MacMacGuff: Juno, by any chance did you throw up in my urn? Because there was this funky blue shit in it. Juno: No, Bren, I would never barf in your earn.
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Juno: You're like... the coolest person I've ever met and you don't even have to try. Paulie: I try really hard actually.
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Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale. -Juno
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Jeez, Bananas, shut your freaking gob, okay? - Juno
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Bren MacGuff: When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners! Juno: Woah dream big!
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Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are. Juno: Nah. I mean I'm already pregnant so what other kind of shenanigans can I get into?
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Well, you know, I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, because they were talking about it in health class, how pregnancy, it can often lead to... an infant. -Juno
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That little pink plus sign is so unholy. - Juno
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Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like Moses and the reeds? Mark: Technically that'd be kickin' it Old Testiment. [winks]
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He is the cheese to my macaroni. - Juno
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You shoulda gone to China. You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events. -Juno
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Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking. Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.
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I've been thinking. I was thinking, I could, like, have this baby and, and give it to someone that, like, totally needs it, you know? Like a woman with a bum ovary or a couple nice lesbos. -Juno
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Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound tech and we got escorted off the premises. -Juno
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Juno: Oh wicked pic in the Pennysaver by the way. Super classy, not like those people with fake woods in the background. Honestly, who do they think they're fooling? Vanessa: You found us in the Pennysaver?
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Juno: [showing ultrasound photo] It's a baby. It's your baby. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's saying, "Hey Vanessa, will you be my mom?" Vanessa: Aww, it kind of does.
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Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday. Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she gave you the stinkeye that's just how her face looks, you know? That's just her face.
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Can we make out now? - Paulie
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You seem to be getting pregnanter these days. - Paulie
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All babies want to get borned. - Su Chin
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