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Just Farted Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Its so cold outside, I just farted and snowflakes came out.
Unknown
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Have you ever farted and it didn't smell?
Rob Dyrdek
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This bar smells like an old lady farted piss. -Bodyguard
Eastbound And Down
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I want a man who wants me enough to snuggle in my bed w/me and the dog and not feel the need to clarify who farted.
Unknown
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My 'friend' just farted in the car and locked the windows on me. How was your night?
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Just asked my fiance to dance with me as if it were our first dance. Then he farted and I had to leave the room. Ain't love grand?
Danielle Fishel
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
Unknown
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
Unknown
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