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Suggest Revision: I don't understand how some people have the courage to tell their crush they like them. I don't even have the courage to ask for extra ketchup at McDonald's.
 
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Suggest Revision: So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
 
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Suggest Revision: 21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
 
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Suggest Revision: You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
 
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Suggest Revision: No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
 
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Suggest Revision: See I'm eatin white tee mustard ketchup stains. Pardon me that's just my chain. Got canaries all over the front and the rubbies got the virgin looking like it's dat time of the month.
 
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Suggest Revision: Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment which destroys the original flavor of the dish
 
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Suggest Revision: You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.
 
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Suggest Revision: A month before the season I stop putting ketchup on my french fries.
 
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