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Ketchup And Cereal Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Ketchup And Cereal" sorted by relevance. 65 matching entries found.
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Brian: You gotta get your shit together, man. Peter Bretter: I'm trying to. It's so hard here. Brian, everywhere I look I'm reminded of her, okay? Like, she got me this, okay because I would always leave my cereal boxes open, and the cereal would get stale, and so one day I came home, and she had this waiting for me, because it keeps my cereal fresh. And now I have the freshest cereal.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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I remember getting fired from a Life cereal commercial because I was flirting with the boy and kept eating the cereal when I wasn't supposed to. I was super young and they couldn't get me to stop eating the cereal, even when they asked.
Hayden Panettiere
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I can see the McDonalds right there. Wait, hold on, I didn't say fries! I'm seeing you talk and all I'm seeing is me being pissed I didn't get fries. And you have to remind them about ketchup because they never include ketchup, you have to ask for it. Cheapskates.
Jennifer Lawrence
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Admit it we all get pissed off when we poor a big bowl of cereal and you're like 'Yea I'm Gonna Eat Some Cereal' and you open the refrigerator and there's no milk...
Raul Vasquez
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I'm bout to go loco you playn with my coko, 9mm no cereal imma bout to go cereal.
Young Jeezy
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When they call me nutsy� that sure gives me a pain. Please pass the ketchup� I think it's going to rain.
Daffy Duck
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
Unknown
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A month before the season I stop putting ketchup on my french fries.
Mario Lemieux
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You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.
Adlai E Stevenson
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No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.
Unknown
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You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
Jeff Foxworthy
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See I'm eatin white tee mustard ketchup stains. Pardon me that's just my chain. Got canaries all over the front and the rubbies got the virgin looking like it's dat time of the month.
Stack Bundles
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'Life' is a pretentious name for a cereal.
BJ Novak
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The sky had a baby from my cereal box!
Spongebob
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I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.
Unknown
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Who says I can't cook? You've obviously never tasted my cereal!
Unknown
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I had 2 dreams: I wanted to have my own cereal, and to have a bobble head of myself.
Cody Simpson
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Really the topic of breakfast cereal is generally a very boring one.
Joshua Homme
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Cereal for dinner. I feel like I'm back in college.
Kourtney Kardashian
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Books have become products, like cereal or perfume or deodorant.
Alexandra Ripley
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