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Ketchup B Quotes & Sayings
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I can see the McDonalds right there. Wait, hold on, I didn't say fries! I'm seeing you talk and all I'm seeing is me being pissed I didn't get fries. And you have to remind them about ketchup because they never include ketchup, you have to ask for it. Cheapskates.
Jennifer Lawrence
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When they call me nutsy� that sure gives me a pain. Please pass the ketchup� I think it's going to rain.
Daffy Duck
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A month before the season I stop putting ketchup on my french fries.
Mario Lemieux
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
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You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.
Adlai E Stevenson
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No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.
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You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
Jeff Foxworthy
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See I'm eatin white tee mustard ketchup stains. Pardon me that's just my chain. Got canaries all over the front and the rubbies got the virgin looking like it's dat time of the month.
Stack Bundles
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
Jon Lajoie
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Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment which destroys the original flavor of the dish
Henry Miller
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Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment which destroys the original flavor of the dish
Henry Miller
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I don't understand how some people have the courage to tell their crush they like them. I don't even have the courage to ask for extra ketchup at McDonald's.
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So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
Pulp Fiction
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