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Kicked In The Balls And Happy Fami Quotes & Sayings
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I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.
Kirstie Alley
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Dear Men, If we have to have periods every month, you guys should be kicked in the balls once a month. Sincerely, Women.
Unknown
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I got kicked out of school, she had to talk to my principal. Yeah she kicked my ass, but her love is unconditional. I love my momma.
Yung Joc
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Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls!
Khloe Kardashian
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Cable has the balls to do what they want to do, the balls to tell the stories that need to be told. They don't have to worry about audiences, because they already have their viewership.
Omar Epps
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Some scenes you juggle two balls, some scenes you juggle three balls, some scenes you can juggle five balls. The key is always to speak in your own voice. Speak the truth. That's Acting 101. Then you start putting layers on top of that.
John Burroughs
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Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit.
Graham Roberts
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He's got big balls, she's got big balls, but we've got the biggest balls of them all.
ACDC
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I'm not gonna get my a.. kicked, Mankind ain't gonna get his a.. kicked, so that leaves one person and that's you, Vince.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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No matter how long you play rock n roll songs might change just as the balls are there, the rock balls. And that's what's important to us.
Bon Scott
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Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress, but when they are held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best.
ACDC
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My doctor asked me how many golf balls I had hit in my career. I'm lying there in bed calculating somewhere between four and five million golf balls I had hit to do that on my body.
Greg Norman
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Why do people say 'Grow some balls?' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
Betty White
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I found it very easy to transform into creeps and weirdos and losers and goof-balls, and I'm happy to play eccentric kinds of characters, and I have a great affinity for the outsider, but I definitely am about expanding my range as well.
Rainn Wilson
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I thought for like five years that when you have s.., you come and one of your balls comes out. That's what I thought happened, that you have to come a ball out of that little whole at the tip of your d..k. I was terrified! That's what I thought, you just...Bahh! And you push a ball out and she's screaming and there's blood everywhere...and you can only do it twice and then you're out of balls. That's what I thought. You come and have two babies, and then you just walk around with an empty sack for the rest of your life. Which turned out to be true...
Louis CK
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He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better.
Chelsea Handler
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Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.
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Project management is like juggling three ball, time, cost and quality. Programme management is like a troupe of circus performers standing in a circle, each juggling-three balls and swapping balls from time to time.
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I'm letting go not because I don't care. I'm letting go because I am tired of being kicked when I am already down. You told me love isn't always enough love is more than enough, it isn't enough for you because you didn't love me as much as I loved you. Which is sad, I go out of my way to make you happy, but all you did was use me. I'm letting go because I'm tired of taking crap that I don't deserve.
Unknown
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I've been beaten down. I've been kicked around but she takes it all for me.
Parachute
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