Kindergarten Sayings

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 Mac Miller quotes 
Suggest Revision: Asian women love me, I look like David Duchovny. In kindergarten, used to put some condoms in my cubby. In case one of these hoes was tryna fuck me.
 
 Easy A quotes 
Suggest Revision: We've had nine classes together since Kindergarten... ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didn't because you called it science fiction and refused to go. -Olive Penderghast
 
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Suggest Revision: I had always wanted to be an actress. I went to summer theater camp from kindergarten on up until high school, and always had the leads in all the plays, even though they were at the YMCA, but it was something I always wanted to do.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I was in kindergarten I use to think I was so popular because I was the line leader.
 
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Suggest Revision: A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.
 
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Suggest Revision: I was always different in that I liked being by myself. Even in kindergarten, when we were told to line up and go to the playground, I didn't feel like participating. I wasn't naughty; I didn't appreciate the line. Some of my best childhood memories are of being alone in my room-writing, reading books, listening to the Beatles, living in my mind. It's always busy in there.
 
 Rowan Atkinson quotes 
Suggest Revision: I, on the other hand, am a fully-rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the shit Kicked Out of Me.
 
 Christina Ricci quotes 
Suggest Revision: My first kiss was with the most chivalrous little boy I ever met in my life. It was in kindergarten. There was this kid who was really a jerk, and he wouldn't let me get on the school bus. He was about to hit me when this little boy named Nicky shoved me down, stood up and took the blow. So Nicky instantly became the kindergarten stud. The day he got hit for me, I lined up all the little girls, and everyone kissed him. That was my way of thanking him.
 
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Suggest Revision: A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
 
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Suggest Revision: Everyone in our culture wants to win a prize. Perhaps that is the grand lesson we have taken with us from kindergarten in the age of perversions of Dewey-style education: everyone gets a ribbon, and praise becomes a meaningless narcotic to soothe egoistic distemper.
 
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