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Kitchen Blender Quotes & Sayings
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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
Mitch Hedberg
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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
Mitch Hedberg
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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
Mitch Hedberg
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Watch the D.J. Him a mix like a blender. Mix like a what? Mix like a blender.
Reel 2 Real
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I like to have friends in the kitchen and make a big mess and use every pot in the kitchen.
Ted Allen
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There's a bond among a kitchen staff, I think. You spend more time with your chef in the kitchen than you do with your own family.
Gordon Ramsay
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My favorite kitchen was the Japanese and the Italian kitchen.
Karl Lagerfeld
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I got very cross with the term, kitchen sink. It just meant that you invaded different kinds of houses, where it was very difficult to avoid kitchen sink.
Timothy West
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I was born in a blender.
Lorna Luft
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Even if the chef has a good business head, his focus should be behind kitchen doors. A business partner should take care of everything in front of the kitchen doors.
Bobby Flay
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Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins.. All the pig's feet...All the collard greens...All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins...I like pigs feet. -Mr. Jones
Friday
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld
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We're stunned by the diversity of rocks. This stuff looks like it was put into a blender.
Steven Squyres
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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Cooking out the pot, I like my weed for lunch and dinner. Got some cookies in the jar, OG in the blender.
Wiz Khalifa
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You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
Erma Bombeck
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Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a frog in a blender.
Wayne White
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You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
Erma Bombeck
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You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
Erma Bombeck
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you can underrate me, but I know what I'm worth. A diamond in God's dirt, a diamond in winter. Watch the Simpsons and eating some cereal for dinner. See, I give you my life, mix it up in a blender.
Kendrick Lamar
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