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Kitchen Microwave Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Kitchen Microwave" sorted by relevance. 231 matching entries found.
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They say you're not supposed to Put silver wear in a microwave oven...They were right...I'm missing a wall in my kitchen.
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Don't forget to put your kitchen sponge in the microwave for 10 seconds or run through the dishwasher to kill bacteria.
Jenna Fischer
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It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.
Erma Bombeck
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It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: "THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE." Loosely translated, this means, "You're on your own, Bernice."
Erma Bombeck
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Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pu... replacement..you cant replace pu...! pu... is like a oven in the kitchen...put in some ham..some vegetables..and maybe some bread and 1 hour and 30 mins later you got a full meal... but head is like a microwave cause a ni... aint always got 1 hour and 30 min to be messin with ur ass..sometimes we need a hotpocket in 30 sec....BING THERE WE GO.
Katt Williams
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I speak for all the real ni...s when I say theres no such thing as a pu... replacement, pu... is at the top of the list but head is important too, see pu... is like a oven in the kitchen, its the best shit ever, you can put a ham in it n some biscuits n some vegetables and in an hour n 35mins you will have a home cooked meal, but head is a like microwave, sometime a ni... aint got an hour n 35min to be fu..in with your ass, sometime a ni... need a hot packet right now bi....justbing.thank you30second bing thank you !
Katt Williams
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I like to have friends in the kitchen and make a big mess and use every pot in the kitchen.
Ted Allen
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There's a bond among a kitchen staff, I think. You spend more time with your chef in the kitchen than you do with your own family.
Gordon Ramsay
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My favorite kitchen was the Japanese and the Italian kitchen.
Karl Lagerfeld
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I got very cross with the term, kitchen sink. It just meant that you invaded different kinds of houses, where it was very difficult to avoid kitchen sink.
Timothy West
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Even if the chef has a good business head, his focus should be behind kitchen doors. A business partner should take care of everything in front of the kitchen doors.
Bobby Flay
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Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins.. All the pig's feet...All the collard greens...All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins...I like pigs feet. -Mr. Jones
Friday
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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
Mitch Hedberg
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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
Mitch Hedberg
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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
Mitch Hedberg
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I open the microwave 1 second before its done. Thug Life.
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He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
Sid Waddell
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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
Adam Carolla
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Putting bread and vodka in the microwave is about the only way you'll pop off. I'm me, and you're a me knockoff.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Steven Wright
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