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Knee Slapping Funny You Quotes & Sayings
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We were doing the dance routine and I dislocated my knee. I've been doing stunts for a long time and it's kind of weird that I'd dislocate my knee just dancing.
Verne Troyer
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When I propose to my future wife, I'm going to put a ring in a Pokeball, get down on one knee, and say 'I choose you.'
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Looks like she's been slapping the kid again.
Dashiell Hammett
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It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.
Jo Brand
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We were slapping each other's backs so hard we were red raw.
Ricky Gervais
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I didn't want to be one of those women who is so unforgiving and be yet another person who is slapping him on his hand and crucifying him.
Keri Hilson
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The experience that I had with working with Gore and slapping Johnny Dep. I will take that to my grave and I will die a happy woman, trust me.
Zoe Saldana
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Women say they have s..ual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping us.
Larry Miller
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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The person I fight with the most is the person I need in my life. He keeps me grounded and on track. Slapping myself for being stubborn.
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I screwed my knee up once because I fell off the stage.
Zakk Wylde
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I'm 41 now and the right knee has got a bit of a twinge in it. I get about the stage a little less now.
Jay Kay
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I'm unabashedly a progressive, but I'm not a knee-jerk, either.
Antonio Villaraigosa
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Begging on my knee ask God to give me one more chance.
Unknown
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I sc....d my knee fallin' for you but baby a kiss will do.
Stephen Jerzak
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Another day another blessing...take a knee thank the man above and get back to the hustle!
Unknown
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Knee replacement is serious stuff. And it actually could have made me worse.
Lee Majors
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Dad sometimes patted me on the knee and called me his Little Schmuck.
Michael Reagan
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Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just sc....d my knee falling for you.
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Come over here and sit on my knee and finish your orange juice.
Sonny Liston
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