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I wasnt expecting to quit my job after knocked up. I wasnt expecting to quit anything. I'm the kind of guy that was happy with one line in a show. I was making my money elsewhere. I didnt need the money at that time. Now I'm working, I'm doing acting full-time, and I do need the money.

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Happy Mother's Day to a mom who didn't intentionally get knocked up to be on MTV.

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I'm the guy who gets uncomfortable. That's why I was able to write 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin' and 'knocked up.' I believe in those guys.

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I dont like watching couples in movies where the man is caressing the womans hair while theyre lying on the couch. Thats a fake version of [marriage]. So it was fun to do a playful and more truthful portrayal with heightened conflict., on her role in knocked up.

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Insecure and Gullible females get knocked up the quickest.

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If anyone feels the way about Hot Rod that I felt about the comedies I liked growing up, I feel like it's a success. It will get bad reviews. Comedy is traditionally not reviewed that well. I was excited for knocked up. Any time people give it up for comedy, it's a victory.

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Be yourself, or be that nigga on the news. That got knocked up out his shoes by them dudes.

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Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write than down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that. Yeah. -Jill

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Jay: Dude, I think he's doing the dice thing too much. Jonah: That's really all he's got.

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Fuck you, hormones! -Ben Stone

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