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Suggest Revision: Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write than down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that. Yeah. -Jill
 
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Suggest Revision: Jay: Dude, I think he's doing the dice thing too much. Jonah: That's really all he's got.
 
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Suggest Revision: Fuck you, hormones! -Ben Stone
 
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Suggest Revision: Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous. -Jonah
 
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Suggest Revision: Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles. -Ben Stone
 
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Suggest Revision: You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderama. -Ben Stone [to bartender]
 
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Suggest Revision: If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in
 
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Suggest Revision: You think I'm an inventor?
 
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Suggest Revision: Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child. Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!
 
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Suggest Revision: Isn't weird how chairs exist even when you're not sitting on them? -Ben Stone
 
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